this is sound advice

one of my friends shared this someecard with me today and it's like it was written just for me!

a couple of things

tonight, i am going to this:



sooooo excited!

i got this e-card from a friend this morning:



hahahaha i don't know about pants-shitting. maybe pants-pissing. i've actually never pissed my pants while drunk but i know plenty of people who have. i always wonder what i would do in that situation. haha best not to think about it, right?

i am going to try to go to this tomorrow after my sister's baby shower (assuming i won't just want to come home and take a nap):



it's a keep austin beautiful event where you bring 5 plastic bags to be recycled and get a free reusable bag!