tonight, i am going to this:
i got this e-card from a friend this morning:
hahahaha i don't know about pants-shitting. maybe pants-pissing. i've actually never pissed my pants while drunk but i know plenty of people who have. i always wonder what i would do in that situation. haha best not to think about it, right?
i am going to try to go to this tomorrow after my sister's baby shower (assuming i won't just want to come home and take a nap):
it's a keep austin beautiful event where you bring 5 plastic bags to be recycled and get a free reusable bag!