nicknames

my dad and i were just going over all the nicknames we have for the red sox: kevin youkilis=kevin pukeilis manny ramirez=aunt jemima rameriz (or mammy ramirez) clay buchholz=clay buttholes josh beckett=josh bucket julio lugo=julio lugey jd drew=nancy drew dustin pedroia=dustin pedophilia jason veritek=jason veridick curt schilling=38pitches.com jacoby ellsbury=jacoby elderberry some of those nicknames are courtesy of peter abraham (nancy drew and 38pitches.com) but i can definitely take full credit for pukeilis which cracks me up every time.